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To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials
visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly
used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both
visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like futui, în pula mea, pula and other such
expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say si-a bagat pula when someone makes a
mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or
baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
derivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as pula de om, cacanaru’ or boul.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau
nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to
be referred to as porcarii.
6. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is persistent; do not
add pula mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o
sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7.When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
du-te-n pula mea or should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with,
ce pula mea vrei?.
8.Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.
9.Do not say ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’ asta when a
relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer
futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required.
10..You should never call partner representatives as boul
dracului or tâmpitu’ ala.
11..The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in
terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu’ peste.
12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not
say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta.
Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
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